I was curious about this monkey thing.

[grinninfoole]

So here's me:

grinninfoole is a Dirt-Eating Ninja Monkey with a Battle Rating of 6.4.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.

More importantly, I tried to see which letters had the highest values. The winner (by a full point) is:

w is a Haggis-Eating Death Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat w, enter your name:

Somehow, that doesn't come as a surprise....

Comments

[leftahead.livejournal.com]

See, they're clearly confused. I likes my WIMMEN to be chocolate-eatin', and my monkeys to be more of the Simpsons/Mr. Burns knife-fighting variety.

Anyway, you kicked my ass, despite the 2x4 swingin' monkey in my logo.

Heh... here's a 'comic shop discussion' for you: "Dude, who would win, Peter Selleres in a wheelchair, or a rehsus monkey with board with a nail through it?"

"OK, well how about if the monkey was really fat from eating too much chocolate, and the crippled Peter Selllers was crippled *Nazi* Peter Sellers?"

Actually, Slim Pickens riding an atomic bomb would probably render the whole thing moot, anyway.

-Lefty

Re:

[grinninfoole.livejournal.com]

Where the hell is Major Kong?

[macropixi.livejournal.com]

heh I always knew W kicked ass.

I find this extra funny, considering in my mIRC days I would hang out in a chat room called mIRC_Lounge and we had a bot there that was called W. W never did anything except kick people who violated rules, but we all liked to make fun of W.

Played a bit...

[leftahead.livejournal.com]

...and came up with this one.

Of course, this proves it's all a joke fiction, as everyone knows monkeys don't like broccoli.

-Lefty