I was curious about this monkey thing.

[grinninfoole]

So here's me:

grinninfoole is a Dirt-Eating Ninja Monkey with a Battle Rating of 6.4.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.

More importantly, I tried to see which letters had the highest values. The winner (by a full point) is:

w is a Haggis-Eating Death Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat w, enter your name:

Somehow, that doesn't come as a surprise....