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Sep. 18th, 2003 10:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grinninfooleI am killing a little time before a meeting, and so I turned on the TV here at Millari's and a bit of a comedian named, I believe, Ron Snow do his shtick. It made me LAUGH, so I am posting my amusement here.
"I have a friend who's homophobic. I can't believe that. Can you understand why anyone is homophobic in this day and age?
Anyway, my friend the other day was saying how much better everything would be if we didn't have all these fuckin' queers around.
I tell him he's full of shit, and we're all at least a little bit queer. He denies that he's even slightly queer, and I tell him that I'll prove it to him right now.
You're on, my friend says.
So, I ask him: do you like porn?
Hell, yeah, he says.
Do you like to watch only lesbians, or do you like to watch a guy fuck a woman?
A guy fucking a woman he says.
So, do you want the guy to have a small, flaccid penis?
Hell, no, I want a big, thick, throbbing cock!!
Mr. Snow then quirks an eyebrow."
Doom decrees that he shall be spared when I rule.
"I have a friend who's homophobic. I can't believe that. Can you understand why anyone is homophobic in this day and age?
Anyway, my friend the other day was saying how much better everything would be if we didn't have all these fuckin' queers around.
I tell him he's full of shit, and we're all at least a little bit queer. He denies that he's even slightly queer, and I tell him that I'll prove it to him right now.
You're on, my friend says.
So, I ask him: do you like porn?
Hell, yeah, he says.
Do you like to watch only lesbians, or do you like to watch a guy fuck a woman?
A guy fucking a woman he says.
So, do you want the guy to have a small, flaccid penis?
Hell, no, I want a big, thick, throbbing cock!!
Mr. Snow then quirks an eyebrow."
Doom decrees that he shall be spared when I rule.
