My goodness, it's so easy to stop doing something, and then find ways to avoid starting again.
BUT, since I shamefully allowed my friend Day Break's birthday to pass unremarked on [date redacted] (which, really, wasn't all THAT long ago), I shall attempt to curry favor by returning after my long absence to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY [name redacted]! I hope enjoyed your [number redacted] orbit about our Sun.
I hope you celebrated the day with friends and family, and that you did something fun in [city/town redacted].
BUT, since I shamefully allowed my friend Day Break's birthday to pass unremarked on [date redacted] (which, really, wasn't all THAT long ago), I shall attempt to curry favor by returning after my long absence to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY [name redacted]! I hope enjoyed your [number redacted] orbit about our Sun.
I hope you celebrated the day with friends and family, and that you did something fun in [city/town redacted].