The Fall, the new film by Tarsem

Do you love clever story telling? Do you enjoy fine acting and subtle character development? Do movies with beautiful soundtracks strike your fancy?  Does contemplating one of the greatest achievements of film making stir your intellect?  Are you willing to be moved to tears and have your heart lifted?  Do you, in short, have any interest at all in the most gorgeous film I have ever seen?  If so, you should see the Fall. 

Now.

Seriously.

Funny!

Oh, rollick, is there no end to the amusement of which you can inform me?

For example, there's this exchange, taken from here: http://notalwaysright.com/

Me: “Hi, how can I help you sir?”

Customer: “Do you guys sell pallets?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t.”

Customer: “… but there’s a whole bunch behind your store just sitting there.”

Me: “Yes, but we reuse those. We don’t sell them.”

Customer: “Well, is it illegal if I steal one of them?”

Me: “Repeat what you just said to yourself.”

Customer: *thinks for a second* “Oh.”

Also funny

Oh, Mark Evanier, you also are reliable source of amusement and enlightenment.  Some day, I hope that I may buy you supper.

An IMPORTANT WARNING:

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid!!!!